She was lang-tooth'd and blench-lippit, And yet the jaud to dee!" ROY'S WIFE OF ALDIVALLOCH. MRS. GRANT OF CARRON. Tune-" The Ruffian's Rant." As I came o'er the braes of Balloch? SHE VOW'd, she swore, she wad be mine; Oh, she was a canty quean, And weel could dance the Hieland walloch! Or I been Roy of Aldivalloch! Her hair sae fair, her een sae clear, Her wee bit mou' sae sweet and bonnie! To me she ever will be dear, STEER HER UP AND HAUD HER Tune-" Steer her up and haud her gaun." O STEER her up and haud her gaun; The late Rev. Mr. Clunie, minister of the parish of Borthwick, near Edinburgh, (who was so enthusias tically fond of singing Scottish songs, that he used to hang his watch round the candle on Sunday evenings, and wait anxiously till the conjunction of the hands at 12 o'clock permitted him to break out in one of his favourite ditties), was noted for the admirable manner in which he sung Bonny Dundee," "Waly, waly, up yon bank," The Auld Man's Mear's dead," with many other old Scottish ditties. One day, happening to meet with some friends at a tavern in Dalkeith, he was solicited to favour the company with the latter humorous ditty: which he was accordingly singing with his usual effect and brilliancy, when the woman who kept the house thrust her head in at the door, and added, at the conclusion of one of the choruses, "Od, the auld man's mear's dead, sure eneuch. Your horse, minister, has hanged itself at my door." Such was really the fact. The minister, on going into the house, had tied his horse by a rope to a hook, or ring, near the door, and as he was induced to stay much longer than he intended, the poor animal, either through exhaustion, or a sudden fit of disease, fell down, and was strangled. He was so much mortified by this unhappy accident, the coincidence of which with the subject of his song was not a little striking, that, all his life after, he could never be persuaded to sing "The Auld Man's Mear's dead" again But gin she winna tak a man, E'en let her tak her will, jo. See that shining glass of claret, How invitingly it looks! Pox on fighting, trade, and books! And let wind and weather gowl. Call the drawer; let him fill it 'Tis mair precious far than gold. SYMON BRODIE. SYMON BRODIE had a cow, The cow was lost, and he could na find her; Stupid auld doitit bodie! I'll awa to the North countrie, And see my ain dear Symon Brodie. Symon Brodie had a wife, And, wow! but she was braw and bonnie; NEIL GOW'S FAREWELL TO Tune-" Farwell to Whisky." You've surely heard o' famous Neil, And dearly loe'd the whisky, O. To play farewell to whisky, O. Alake, quoth Neil, I'm frail and auld, Said to have been written by the Rev. Dr. Strachan, late minister of Carnwath, although cer tainly grounded upon a song of older standing, the name of which is mentioned in the Tea-Table Miscel lany. The two first verses of the song appeared in Herd's Collection, 1776. There is a tradition at Leith that Tibbie Fowler was • A Jacobite allusion, probably to the change of the a real person, and married, some time during the seStuart for the Brunswick dynasty, in 1714. venteenth century, to the representative of the attaint. ed family of Logan of Restalrig, whose town-house, dated 1656, is still pointed out at the head of a street in Leith, called the Sheriff-brae. The marriage.comtract between Logan and Isabella Fowler is still extant, in the possession of a gentleman resident at Leith.See Campbell's History of Leith, note, p. 314. Twa cam down the lang dyke-side: There's twa-and-thirty wooin' at her. Wooin' at her, &c. There's seven but, and seven ben, There's ane-and-forty wooin' at her. She's got pendles in her lugs; Cockle-shells wad set her better ! High-heel'd shoon, and siller tags; And a' the lads are wooin' at her. Wooin' at her, &c. Be a lassie e'er sae black, Gin she hae the penny siller, Set her up on Tintock tap, The wind will blaw a man till her. Be a lassie e'er sae fair, An she want the penny siller, A flie may fell her in the air, Before a man be even'd till her. Wooin' at her, &c. ANNIE LAURIE.. MAXWELTON banks are bonnie, Where early fa's the dew; Where me and Annie Laurie Made up the promise true; Made up the promise true, And never forget will I; And for bonnie Annie Laurie I'll lay me doun and die. She's backit like the peacock; Her waist ye weel micht span: These two verses, which are in a style wonderfully tender and chaste for their age, were written by a Mr. Douglas of Fingland, upon Anne, one of the four daughters of Sir Robert Laurie, first Baronet of Maxwelton, by his second wife, who was a daughter of Riddell of Minto. As Sir Robert was created a baronet in the year 1685, it is probable that the verses were composed about the end of the seventeenth or the beginning of the eighteenth century. It is painful to record, that, notwithstanding the ardent and chivalrous affection displayed by Mr. Douglas in his poem, he did not obtain the heroine for a wife: She was married to Mr. Ferguson of Craigdarroch.-See "A Ballad Book," (printed at Edinburgh in 1824), p. 107. And name a thousand bonnie tnings, And ca' them signs he lo'es me. Because I ken he lo'es me. He's tall and sonsie, frank and free, That Robin didna lo'e me. But little kens she what has been, Me and my honest Rob between ; And in his wooing, O sae keen Kind Robin is that lo'es me. Then fly, ye lazy hours, away, And hasten on the happy day, When, Join your hands, Mess John will say, And mak him mine that lo'es me. Till then, let every chance unite And I'll look down on such wi' spite, O hey, Robin! quo' she, O hey, Robin! quo' she, O hey, Robin! quo' she; THE POETS, WHAT FOOLS THEY'RE TO DEAVE US. ROBERT GILFILLAN. Tune-" Fy, let us a' to the bridal." THE poets, what fools they're to deave us, The tane is an angel-and, save us! The earth an' the sea they've ransackit By poets, like bumbees, in swarms. By chiels that the truth winna tell? Wad it no be settlin' the matter, To say, Lass, ye're just like your sell? An' then there's nae end to the evil, Daur scarce look the gate they are in ! But e'en let them be, wi' their scornin': There's a lassie whase name I could tell; Her smile is as sweet as the mornin'But whisht! I am ravin' mysell. But he that o' ravin's convickit, When a bonnie sweet lass he thinks on, May he ne'er get anither strait jacket Than that buckled to by Mess John! An' he wha-though cautious an' cannyThe charms o' the fair never saw, Though wise as King Solomon's grannie, I swear is the daftest of a'. 'TWAS WITHIN A MILE OF EDINBURGH TOWN. Tune-"Within a mile of Edinburgh." 'Twas within a mile of Edinburgh town, In the rosy time of the year; Sweet flowers bloom'd, and the grass was down, And each shepherd woo'd his dear. Bonny Jockey, blythe, and gay, Kiss'd sweet Jenny, making hay, The lassie blush'd, and frowning, cried, "No, no, it will not do; I cannot, cannot, wonnot, wonnot, mannot buc kle too." Jockey was a wag that never would wed, Though long he had followed the lass; Contented she earned and eat her own bread, And merrily turn'd up the grass. Bonny Jockey, blythe and free, Yet still she blush'd, and frowning, cried, "No, no, it will not do; I cannot, cannot, wonnot, wonnot, mannot buckle too." But when he vow'd he would make her his bride, Though his flocks and herds were not few, She gave him her hand, and a kiss beside, And vow'd she'd for ever be true. Bonny Jockey, blythe and free, Won her heart right merrily. At church she no more frowning, cried, "No, no, it will not do; I cannot, cannot, wonnot, wonnot, mannot buo kle too." MY LUVE'S IN GERMANIE. Tune-" My luve's in Germanie." My Juve's in Germanie ; |