Oh 'Im an' It an' 'Er

Since Adam an' Eve began,

So I'd rather fight with the bacheler An' be nursed by the married man!

LICHTENBERG.

(N.S.W. CONTINGENT.)

SMELLS are surer than sounds or sights
To make your heart-strings crack—
They start those awful voices o' nights

That whisper, "Old man, come back.”

That must be why the big things pass

And the little things remain,

Like the smell of the wattle by Lichtenberg, Riding in, in the rain.

There was some silly fire on the flank
And the small wet drizzling down—
There were the sold-out shops and the bank
And the wet, wide-open town;

And we were doing escort-duty

To somebody's baggage-train,

And I smelt wattle by Lichtenberg-
Riding in, in the rain.

It was all Australia to me-
All I had found or missed:

Every face I was crazy to see,

And every woman I'd kissed:

All that I shouldn't ha' done, God knows!
(As He knows I'll do it again),

That smell of the wattle round Lichtenberg,
Riding in, in the rain!

And I saw Sydney the same as ever,

The picnics and brass-bands;

And the little homestead on Hunter River

And my new vines joining hands.

It all came over me in one act

Quick as a shot through the brain

With the smell of the wattle round Lichtenberg, Riding in, in the rain.

I have forgotten a hundred fights,

But one I shall not forget

With the raindrops bunging up my sights

And my eyes bunged up with wet;

And through the crack and the stink of the cordite (Ah Christ! My country again!)

The smell of the wattle by Lichtenberg,
Riding in, in the rain!

STELLENBOSH.

(COMPOSITE COLUMNS.)

THE General 'eard the firin' on the flank,

An' 'e sent a mounted man to bring 'im back The silly, pushin' person's name an' rank

'Oo'd dared to answer Brother Boer's attack. For there might 'ave been a serious engagement, An' 'e might 'ave wasted 'alf a dozen men: So 'e ordered 'im to stop 'is operations round the kopjes,

An' 'e told 'im off before the Staff at ten!

And it all goes into the laundry,

But it never comes out in the wash,

'Ow we're sugared about by the old men

('Eavy-sterned amateur old men!)

That 'amper an' 'inder an' scold men

For fear o' Stellenbosh!