Pitholeon sends to me: "You know his grace, I want a patron; ask him for a place." If I dislike it, "Furies, death, and rage!" Fir'd that the house rejects him, " 'Sdeath, I'll print it, And shame the fools-your interest, Sir, with Lintot, dull rogue, will think your price too much: Ali my demurs but double his attacks; At last he whispers, " Do, and we go snacks." Glad of a quarrel, straight I clap the door; 66 Sir, let me see your works and you no more." 'Tis sung, when Midas' ears began to spring, (Midas, a sacred person and a king) His very ministers who spied them first The London Journal. ⚫ An allusion to Sir Robert Walpole and Queen Caroline. A. Good friend, forbear! you deal in dangerous things; I'd never name queens, ministers, or kings; You think this cruel? take it for a rule, Let peals of laughter, Codrus, round thee break, 6 Orator Henley declaimed among the butchers in Newport Market and Butcher's Row. 7 He used frequently to head the processions of the Free masons. Does not one table Bavius still admit? Still to one bishops Philips seem a wit? Still Sappho-A. Hold! for God's sake-you'll offend. No names-be calm-learn prudence of a friend: I too could write, and I am twice as tall; But foes like these-P. One flatterer's worse than all. Of all mad creatures, if the learn'd are right, A fool quite angry is quite innocent: Subscribe, subscribe!" There are who to my person pay their court: I cough like Horace; and, though lean, am short; Ammon's great son one shoulder had too high, Such Ovid's nose, and "Sir! you have an eye-." Go on, obliging creatures! make me see All that disgrac'd my betters met in me. Say, for my comfort, languishing in bed, "Just so immortal Maro held his head :" And when I die, be sure you let me know Great Homer died three thousand years ago. Why did I write? what sin to me unknown 8 Bishop Boulter, the friend and patron of Amorose Philipe. Dipp'd me in ink, my parents', or my own? No duty broke, no father disobey'd: The Muse but serv'd to ease some friend, not wife, A. But why then publish? P.Granville the polite, Soft were my numbers; who could take offence While pure description held the place of sense? Like gentle Fanny's was my flowery theme, A painted mistress, or a purling stream.' Yet then did Gildon 9 draw his venal quill; • Gildon, who acquired considerable notoriety as a critic, dramatist, &c., grossly abused Pope in some of his writings: see Memoir prefixed to these volumes, p. lvi., and note on Dunciad, b. i., v. 296. I wish'd the man a dinner, and sat still: If want provok'd, or madness made them print, Did some more sober critic come abroad; If wrong, I smil'd, if right, I kiss'd the rod. Pains, reading, study, are their just pretence, And all they want is spirit, taste, and sense. Commas and points they set exactly right, And 'twere a sin to rob them of their mite. Yet ne'er one sprig of laurel grac'd these ribalds, From slashing Bentley down to piddling Tibbalds: Each wight who reads not, and but scans and spells, Each word catcher that lives on syllables, E'en such small critics some regard may claim, Preserv'd in Milton's or in Shakespeare's name. Pretty! in amber to observe the forms Of hairs, or straws, or dirt, or grubs, or worms! The things, we know, are neither rich nor rare, But wonder how the devil they got there. Were others angry: I excus'd them too; Well might they rage, I gave them but their due. A man's true merit 'tis not hard to find; But each man's secret standard in his mind, That casting weight pride adds to emptiness, This who can gratify? for who can guess? The bard whom pilfer'd pastorals renown, Wno turns a Persian tale for half-a-crown,1 Ambrose Philips translated the Persian Tales from the French. |