Art can deceive, or hunger force my taste; Me to hear this, yet I must be content Jovius or Surius, or both together. He names me, and comes to me; I whisper, 'God, How have I sinn'd, that thy wrath's furious rod, I love your judgment; whom do you prefer Said that I thought Calepine's dictionary. Of our two academies I named. Here He stopt me, and said, 'Nay, your apostles were ' Talkers I 've learn'd to bear; Motteux I knew, 50 56 60 He spies me out: I whisper,-Gracious God! What sin of mine could merit such a rod ;— That all the shot of dulness now must be From this thy blunderbuss discharged on me?' 65 'Permit,' he cries, no stranger to your fame To crave your sentiment, if -'s your name. What speech esteem you most ?—The king's,' said I. 'But the best words?'-O, sir, the dictionary.' "You miss my aim: I mean the most acute And perfect speaker?-Onslow, past dispute.' But, sir, of writers ?'' Swift for closer style, But Hoadley for a period of a mile.' 70 Why, yes, 'tis granted, these indeed may pass : Good common linguists, and so Panurge was; 75 68 What speech esteem you most?'-' The king's.' This hurt Wilkes's loyalty! The sneer,' said he, 'is highly indecent.' 73 But Hoadley for a period of a mile. The bishop had rendered himself obnoxious to the jacobites by his zeal for the Hanover succession. The 'period of a mile' was a sneer at his controversial works, which were rather long-drawn. Yet a poor gentleman; all these may pass To Babel's bricklayers, sure the tower had stood.' To teach by painting drunkards doth not last Now; Aretine's pictures have made few chaste; No more than princes' courts (though there be few Better pictures of vice) teach me virtue.' He, like to a high-stretcht lutestring, squeaks, 'O sir, 'Tis sweet to talk of kings.'- At Westminster,' Said I, the man that keeps the abbey-tombs, 6 And for his price, doth with whoever comes meet Kings only the way to it is King's-street.' Nay, troth, the apostles, though perhaps too rough, Had once a pretty gift of tongues' enough: I make no question but the tower had stood.' Obliging sir! for courts you sure were made: Why then for ever buried in the shade? 80 85 90 Spirits like you should see and should be seen; eyes; 95 Squeaks like a high-stretch'd lutestring, and re plies ; 100 'O, 'tis the sweetest of all earthly things He every day from king to king can walk; 105 He smack'd, and cried, He's base, mechanique, coarse, So are all your Englishmen in their discourse. Are not your Frenchmen neat?'- Mine, as you see; I have but one, sir, look, he follows me.' 'Certes, they are neatly cloathed. I of this mind am ; Your only wearing is your grogaram.' 'Not so, sir, I have more.' Under this pitch He would not fly; I chaff'd him: but as itch He to another key his style doth dress; And asks what news: I tell him of new playes; More than ten Hollensheads, or Halls, or Stows, what A subtle statesman may gather of that; He knows who loves whom; and who by poison 1 |