When William, Duke of Schumbug, A tyrant and a humbug, With cannon and with thunder on our city bore, Our fortitude and valliance Insthructed his battalions To rispict the galliant Irish upon Shannon shore. Since that capitulation, No city in this nation So grand a reputation could boast before, That stands with quays and bridges, And the ships up to the windies of the Shannon shore. A chief of ancient line, Reprisints this darling Limerick, this ten years or more : O the Saxons can't endure And thrimble at the Cicero from Shannon shore ! This valliant son of Mars Had been to visit Par's, That land of Revolution, that grows the tricolor ; And to welcome his returrn From pilgrimages furren, We invited him to tay on the Shannon shore. Then we summoned to our board 'Tis he will sheathe that battle-axe in Saxon gore; And Mitchil of Belfast We bade to our repast, To dthrink a dish of coffee on the Shannon shore. Convaniently to hould We tuck the opportunity of Tim Doolan's store : And with ornamints and banners (As becomes gintale good manners) We made the loveliest tay-room upon Shannon shore. 'Twould binifit your sowls To see the buttherd rowls, The sugar-tongs and sangwidges and craim galyore. And the muffins and the crumpets, And the band of harps and thrumpets, To celebrate the sworry upon Shannon shore. Sure the Imperor of Bohay Would be proud to dthrink the tay That Misthress Biddy Rooney for O'Brine did pour; And since the days of Strongbow, There never was such Congo Mitchil dthrank six quarts of it-by Shannon shore. But Clarndon and Corry With rage and imulation in their black hearts' core; To interrupt the muffins And the fragrance of the Congo on the Shannon shore. When full of tay and cake, But juice a one could hear him, for a sudden roar Began to yell and shout, And frighten the propriety of Shannon shore. As Smith O'Brine harangued. They batthered and they banged: Tim Doolan's doors and windies down they tore ; They smashed the lovely windies (Hung with muslin from the Indies), Purshuing of their shindies upon Shannon shore. With throwing of brickbats, These ruffin democrats themselves did lower; Cabbage-stalks, and wooden legs, They flung among the patriots of Shannon shore. O the girls began to scrame And upset the milk and crame; And the honorable gintlemin, they cursed and swore : And Mitchil of Belfast, 'Twas he that looked aghast, When they roasted him in effigy by Shannon shore. O the lovely tay was spilt On that day of Ireland's guilt ; Says Jack Mitchil, "I am kilt! Boys, where's the back door? 'Tis a national disgrace: Let me go and veil me face ;" And he boulted with quick pace from the Shannon shore. "Cut down the bloody horde!" "This conduct would disgrace any blackamore ;" But the best use Tommy made Of his famous battle blade Was to cut his own stick from the Shannon shore. Immortal Smith O'Brine Was raging like a line : 'Twould have done your sowl good to have heard him roar ; In his glory he arose, And he rush'd upon his foes, But they hit him on the nose by the Shannon shore. Then the Futt and the Dthragoons In squadthrons and platoons, With their music playing chunes, down upon us bore; And they bate the rattatoo, But the Peelers came in view, And ended the shaloo on the Shannon shore. LARRY O'TOOLE. YOU'VE all heard of Larry O'Toole, To ogle ye by Oh, murther, but that was a jew'l! He made of de girls, dis O'Toole. 'Twas he was the boy didn't fail, From any strong dthrink, This Larry would swallow a pail. Oh, many a night at the bowl, Where there's dthrink of the best, And so let us give his old sowl For t'was he made the noggin to rowl. THE ROSE OF FLORA. SENT BY A YOUNG GENTLEMAN OF QUALITY TO MISS BR-DY, OF CASTLE BRADY. ON Brady's towers there grows a flower, (And how I love her no one knows); Her name is Nora, and the goddess Flora Presents her with this blooming rose. "O Lady Nora,"says the goddess Flora, Not all the county, nor Ireland's bounty, Can projuice a treasure that's half so fair!" What cheek is redder? sure roses fed her! That darkly glistens with gentle jew ! The lily's nature is not surely whiter Than Nora's neck is,—and her arrums too. |