THE SIXTH SATIRE OF THE SECOND BOOK OF HORACE THE FIRST PART IMITATED IN THE YEAR 1714 BY DR. SWIFT; THE LATTER PART ADDED AFTERWARDS Of the following Imitations of Horace the first two are rather imitations of Swift, Horace merely supplying the text for the travesty. For (as previous editors have not failed to point out) no styles could be found less like one another than the bland and polite style of Horace and the downright, and often cynically plain, manner of Swift. With Pope the attempt to write in Swift's style was a mere tour de force, which he could indeed carry out with success through a few lines, but not further, without relapsing into his own more elaborate manner. Swift's marvellous precision and netteté of expression are something very different from Pope's pointed and rhetorical elegance. The Ode to Venus, which was first published in 1737, more nearly approaches the character of a translation. (Ward.) I'VE often wish'd that I had clear Well, now I have all this, and more, All this is mine but till I die; ΙΟ I can't but think 't would sound more clever, To me and to my heirs for ever. If I ne'er got or lost a groat By any trick or any fault; And not like forty other fools, As thus: Vouchsafe, O gracious Maker! 20 30 Nor cross the channel twice a year, To spend six months with statesmen here. I must by all means come to town, The toil, the danger of the seas, 40 'Good Mr. Dean, go change your gown, Let my Lord know you 're come to town.' I hurry me in haste away, Not thinking it is Levee day, And find His Honour in a pound, Hemm'd by a triple circle round, Chequer'd with ribbons blue and green: How should I thrust myself between ? Some wag observes me thus perplex'd, And smiling, whispers to the next, I thought the Dean had been too proud Tells me I have more zeal than wit; This humbly offers me his Case That begs my int'rest for a Place · A hundred other men's affairs, Like bees, are humming in my ears; 'To-morrow my appeal comes on, Without your help the cause is gone.' 'The Duke expects my Lord and you About some great affair at two.' Put my Lord Bolingbroke in mind To get my warrant quickly sign'd: Consider, 't is my first request.' 'Be satisfied, I'll do my best: Then presently he falls to tease, 'You may be certain, if you please; I doubt not, if his Lordship knew And, Mr. Dean, one word from you.' 'Tis (let me see) three years and more (October next it will be four) 50 60 70 8c Since Harley bid me first attend, 'Whose chariot 's that we left behind?' 90 . My Lord and me as far as Staines, What! they admire him for his jokes 100 'Tis one to me.' Then tell us, pray, When are the troops to have their pay?' 120 And tho' I solemnly declare I know no more than my Lord Mayor, They stand amazed, and think me grown The closest mortal ever known. 130 Thus in a sea of folly tost, My choicest hours of life are lost; Yet always wishing to retreat: O, could I see my country-seat! There leaning near a gentle brook, Sleep, or peruse some ancient book, And there, in sweet oblivion drown Those cares that haunt the Court and town. O charming Noons! and Nights divine! Or when I sup, or when I dine, My friends above, my folks below, Chatting and laughing all-a-row, The beans and bacon set before 'em, The grace-cup served with all decorum; Each willing to be pleas'd, and please, A Neighbour's madness, or his Spouse's, 140 150 Our friend Dan Prior told (you know) A tale extremely à-propos : Name a town life, and in a trice He had a story of two mice. Once on a time (so runs the Fable) A Country Mouse right hospitable, Received a Town Mouse at his board, Just as a farmer might a Lord. A frugal mouse, upon the whole, Yet lov'd his friend, and had a soul; Knew what was handsome, and would do 't, On just occasion, coûte qui coûte. 160 170 He brought him bacon (nothing lean), tion. Away they came, thro' thick and thin, To a tall house near Lincoln's-Inn ('T was on the night of a debate, When all their Lordships had sat late). Behold the place where if a poet Shined in description he might show it; Tell how the moonbeam trembling falls, And tips with silver all the walls; Palladian walls, Venetian doors, Grotesco roofs, and stucco floors: 181 190 But let it (in a word) be said, Our Courtier walks from dish to dish, 210 He stuffs and swills, and stuffs again. 'I'm quite ashamed 't is mighty rude To eat so much but all 's so good I have a thousand thanks to give My Lord alone knows how to live.' No sooner said, but from the hall Rush chaplain, butler, dogs, and all: ‘A rat, a rat! clap to the door' The cat comes bouncing on the floor. O for the art of Homer's mice, Or gods to save them in a trice! (It was by Providence, they think, For your damn'd stucco has no chink!) 'An't please Your Honour,' quoth the 'Tis true, my Lord, I The dogdays are no more the case.' ΤΟ And you shall see the first warm weather Me and the butterflies together. My Lord, your favours well I know; "T is with distinction you bestow, And not to every one that comes, Just as a Scotchman does his plums. Pray take them, Sir-enough's a feast: Eat some, and pocket up the rest:' 20 What, rob your boys? those pretty rogues! And 't is but just, I'll tell ye wherefore, Now this I'll say, you'll find in me To give me back my constitution, A Weasel once made shift to slink All that may make me none of mine. 'T was what I said to Craggs and Child, 30 40 50 60 70 AGAIN? new tumults in my breast? As in the gentle reign of my Queen Anne. Turn, turn to willing hearts your wanton fires: To number five direct your doves, Noble and young, who strikes the heart ΙΟ To charm the Mistress, or to fix the Friend. He, with a hundred arts refin'd, Shall stretch thy conquests over half the kind: To him each rival shall submit, Make but his Riches equal to his Wit. Then shall thy form the marble grace, (Thy Grecian form) and Chloe lend the face: 20 His house, embosom'd in the grove, sires; De There, ev'ry Grace and Muse shall throng, 31 Exalt the dance, or animate the song; And all the kind deceivers of the soul ! Why words so flowing, thoughts so free, Stop, or turn nonsense, at one glance of thee? 40 Thee, drest in Fancy's airy beam, arms; And swiftly shoot along the Mall, THE NINTH ODE OF THE FOURTH BOOK OF HORACE A FRAGMENT LEST you should think that verse shall die Which sounds the silver Thames along, Taught on the wings of truth to fly Above the reach of vulgar song; Tho' daring Milton sits sublime, In Spenser native muses play; Sages and Chiefs long since had birth Vain was the Chief's, the Sage's Pride! They had no Poet, and they died. In vain they schemed, in vain they bled! They had no Poet, and are dead. THE DUNCIAD IN FOUR BOOKS THE first edition of The Dunciad was published in the spring of 1728, and included the first three books. In 1729 an edition with notes and other illustrative matter appeared, the original frontispiece of the owl being superseded by a vignette of a donkey bearing a pile of books upon which an owl perched. In this edition appeared the Dedication to Swift and the Letter to the Publisher. William Cleland, whose name is signed to this letter, was a real person and an acquaintance of Pope's, but it is generally con MARTINUS SCRIBLERUS OF THE POEM This poem, as it celebrateth the most grave and ancient of things, Chaos, Night, and Dulness, so is it of the most grave and ancient kind. Homer (saith Aristotle) was the first who gave the form, and (saith Horace) who adapted the measure, to heroic poesy. But even before this may be rationally presumed, from what the ancients have left written. was a piece by Homer, composed of like nature and matter with this of our poet; for of epic sort it appeareth to have been, yet of matter surely not unpleasant; witness what is reported of it by the learned Archbishop Eustathius, in Odyssey X. And accordingly Aristotle, in his Poetic, chap. iv., doth further set forth, that as the Iliad and Odyssey gave an example to Tragedy, so did this poem to Comedy its first idea. From these authors also it should seem that the hero, or chief personage of it, was no less obscure, and his understanding and sentiments no less quaint and strange (if indeed not more so) than any of the actors of our poem. Margites was the name of this personage, whom antiquity recordeth to have been Dunce the First; and surely, from what we hear of him, not unworthy to be the root of so spreading a tree, and so numerous a posterity. The poem, therefore, celebrating him, was properly and absolutely a Dunciad; which though now unhappily lost, yet is its nature sufficiently known by the infallible tokens aforesaid. And thus it doth appear that the first Dunciad was the first epic poem, written by Homer himself, and anterior even to the Iliad or Odyssey. Now, forasmuch as our poet bath translated those two famous works of Homer which are yet left, he did conceive it in some sort his duty to imitate that also which was lost; and ceded that the letter is directly or indirectly the work of Pope himself. The fourth book, then called The New Dunciad, was published separately in 1742. In the complete edition of 1743, Cibber takes the place of Theobald as hero of the poem. During these fifteen years, public interest in the satire, which was undoubtedly great, was artificially stimulated by Pope. So subtle were his mystifications that the confusion into which he threw his commentators has only recently been set straight. was therefore induced to bestow on it the same form which Homer's is reported to have had, namely, that of epic poem; with a title also framed after the ancient Greek manner, to wit, that of Dunciad. Wonderful it is that so few of the moderns have been stimulated to attempt some Dunciad; since, in the opinion of the multitude, it might cost less pain and toil than an imitation of the greater epic. But possible it is also that, on due reflection, the maker might find it easier to paint a Charlemagne, a Brute, or a Godfrey, with just pomp and dignity heroic, than a Margites, a Codrus, or a Fleckno. We shall next declare the occasion and the cause which moved our poet to this particular work. He lived in those days when (after Providence had permitted the invention of printing as a scourge for the sins of the learned) paper also became so cheap, and printers so numerous, that a deluge of authors covered the land whereby not only the peace of the honest unwriting subject was daily molested, but unmerciful demands were made of his applause, yea, of his money, by such as would neither earn the one nor deserve the other. At the same time the license of the press was such, that it grew dangerous to refuse them either; for they would forthwith publish slanders unpunished, the authors being anonymous, and skulking under the wings of publishers, a set of men who never scrupled to vend either calumny or blasphemy, as long as the town would call for it. 1 Now our author, living in those times, did conceive it an endeavour well worthy an honest satirist, to dissuade the dull, and punish the wicked, the only way that was left. In that public-spirited view he laid the Plan of this poem, as the greatest service he was 1 Vide Bossu, du Poeme Epique, chap. viii. |