LOLcat Bible: In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs n stuffsSimon and Schuster, 09.02.2010 - 154 Seiten “If you love cats and are also familiar with the language and humor of internet memes, you will find this book a fun light entertainment.” —Bible Study Magazine GIV US DIS DAY OUR DALEE CHEEZBURGER. AND FURGIV US FOR MAKIN YU A COOKIE, BUT EATEDING IT. AND WE FURGIV WEN CATS STEEL OUR COOKIEZ. From the biblical languages of Greek and Hebrew to Latin and the King’s English, the Bible has been translated into over 2000 languages. ADD ONE MORE. For the first time ever, LOLCat Bible brings the good news to your feline friends in their native LOLSpeak. The perfect gift for cuddly kittehs everywhere, this book retells the greatest stories ever told like never before, including:
and many, many more . . . “A lot of fun, and—surprisingly—it may inspire many to dust off their Bibles, just to see the original texts BCLC (before the creation of LOLcat).” —SeattlePI “Srsly. People have gotten together to ‘translate’ the whole of the Bible into poorly-written Internet-speak. And it’s awesome . . . Here’s what I love about this book (besides the fact that it’s silly as all get-out): it really truly engages the text.” —Spiritual Implications |
Inhalt
Title Page | 17 |
Teh Towur ov Babel | 32 |
Teh Ten Bad Plagues | 13 |
Leev Egypt Nao | |
Exodus 8 | |
David an Goliath teh Giunt | |
Song ov Solomon | |
Teh Writin on teh Wall | |
Happy Cat an teh Leppurkitteh | |
Parable ov teh Two Kittehz | |
Parable ovteh Seedz | |
Luke 8 | |
Lolrus | |
Teh Last Cheezburger Feest | |
Ceiling Cat Prayer | |
Argooments fer Ceiling | |
Daniel an teh Poochs | |
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Häufige Begriffe und Wortgruppen
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