DARIUS GREEN. IF ever there lived a Yankee lad, stump, Or, spreading the tail Of his coat for a sail, Upon their backs Those wings of wax He had read of in the old almanacs. Darius was clearly of the opinion That the air was also man's dominion, And that, with paddle or fin or pinion, We soon or late Should navigate Take a soaring leap from post or rail, The azure as now we sail the sea. And wonder why He couldn't fly, And flap and flutter and wish and The thing looks simple enough to me; And if you doubt it, Hear how Darius reasoned about it. "The birds can fly, Says he with a grin, "T the bluebird an' phoebe Are smarter'n we be? Jest fold our hands an' see the swaller An' blackbird an' catbird beat us holler? To nummies that never can understand The fust idee that's big an' grand. They'd 'a'laft an' made fun O' Creation itself afore 't was done!" And wax and hammer and buckles and screws, And all such things as geniuses use;Two bats for patterns, curious fellows! A charcoal-pot and a pair of bellows; An old hoop-skirt or two, as well as Some wire, and several old umbrellas; A carriage-cover, for tail and wings; A piece of harness; and straps and strings; And a big strong box, In which he locks These and a hundred other things. But vainly they mounted each other's backs, And poked through knot-holes and pried through cracks; With wood from the pile and straw from the stacks He plugged the knot-holes and calked the cracks; And a bucket of water, which one would think He had brought up into the loft to drink When he chanced to be dry, Stood always nigh, For Darius was sly! He So day after day stitched and tinkered and hammered away, Till at last 'twas done, The greatest invention under the sun! "An' now," says Darius, "hooray fer some fun!" 'Twas the Fourth of July, And the weather was dry, And not a cloud was on all the sky, Save a few light fleeces, which here and there, Half mist, half air, Like foam on the ocean went floating by: Just as lovely a morning as ever was For a nice little trip in a flying-ma seen chine. Thought cunning Darius: "Now I shan't go Along 'ith the fellers to see the show. I'll say I've got sich a terrible cough! An' then, when the folks 'ave all gone off, I'll hev full swing Fer to try the thing, An' practyse a leetle on the wing." "Ain't goin' to see the celebration?" Says Brother Nate. "No; botheration! I've got sich a cold-a toothache-I And whenever at work he happened My gracious!-feel's though I should to spy fly!" Said Jotham, "Sho! Guess ye better go." But Darius said, “No! Says Burke, "His toothache's all'n his eye! He never'd miss a Fo'th-o'-July, Shouldn't wonder 'f yeou might see Ef he hedn't got some machine to me, though, 'Long 'bout noon, ef I git red O' this jumpin', thumpin' pain 'n my head." For all the while to himself he said:"I tell ye what! I'll fly a few times around the lot, To see how 't seems, then soon's I've got The hang o' the thing, ez likely's not, I'll astonish the nation, An' all creation, By flyin' over the celebration! Over their heads I'll sail like an eagle; I'll balance myself on my wings like a sea-gull; I'll dance on the chimbleys; I'll stan' on the steeple; I'll flop up to winders an' scare the people! I'll light on the libbe'ty-pole, an' crow; An' I'll say to the gawpin' fools below, 'What world's this 'ere That I've come so near?' Fer I'll make 'em b'lieve I'm a chap f'm the moon; An' I'll try a race 'ith their ol' balloon!" He crept from his bed; And, seeing the others were gone, he said, "I'm a-gittin' over the cold'n my head." And away he sped, try." Then Sol, the little one, spoke: "By As knights of old put on their mail,— An iron suit, And under the chin the bail,- To open the wonderful box in the And, thus accoutred, they took the shed. field, Sallying forth to overwhelm His brothers had walked but a little The dragons and pagans that plagued As a demon is hurled by an angel's spear Heels over head, to his proper sphere, Heels over head, and head over heels, In a wonderful whirl of tangled strings, Broken braces and broken springs, Broken tail and broken wings, Shooting stars, and various things. Barn-yard litter of straw and chaff, And much that wasn't so sweet by half. Away with a bellow fled the calf, And what was that? Did the gosling laugh? |