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Her gods and godlike heroes rise to view,
And all her faded garlands bloom anew.
Nor blush these studies thy regard engage:
These pleas'd the fathers of poetic rage :
The verse and sculpture bore an equal part,
And art reflected images to art.

Oh, when shall Britain, conscious of her claim,
Stand emulous of Greek and Roman fame?
In living medals see her wars enroll’d,
And vanquish'd realms supply recording gold ?
Here, rising bold, the patriot's honest face;
There, warriors frowning in historic brass :
Then future ages with delight shall see
How Plato's, Bacon's, Newton's looks agree
Or in fair series laurel'd bards be shown,
A Virgil there, and here an Addison.
Then shall thy Craggs (and let me call him n
On the cast ore, another Pollio, shine:
With aspect open shall erect his head,
And round the orb in lasting notes be read...
• Statesman, best friend to truth ! of soul since
In action faithful, and in honour clear;
Who broke no promise, serv'd no private end,
Who gain'd no title, and wlio lost no friend;
Ennobled by himself, by all approv'd, "
And prais'd, unenvy'd, by the muse he loy'd.'

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EPISTLE TO DR. ARBUTHNOT;

BEING

THE PROLOGUE TO THE SATIRES.

ADVERTISEMENT

To the first Publication of this Epistle.

This paper is a sort of bill of complaint, begun many years since, and drawn up by snatches, as the several occasions offered. I had no thoughts of publishing it, till it pleased some persons of rank and fortune [the authors of Verses to the Imitator of Horace, and of an Epistle to a Doctor of Divinity froin a Nobleman at Hampton Court] to attack, in a very extraordinary manner, not only my writings (of which, being public, the public is judge) but my person, morals, and family; whereof, to those who know me not, a truer information may be requisite. Being divided between the necessity to say something of myself, and my own laziness to undertake so awkward a task, I thought it the shortest way to vut the last hand to this Epistle. If it have any thing pleasing, it will be that by which I am most desirous to please, the truth and the sentiment; and if any thing offensive, it will be only to those I am least sorry to offend, the vicious or the ungenerous.

Many will know their own pictures in it, there

being not a circumstance but what is true ; but I

have, for the most part, spared their names; and , they may escape being laughed at, if they please. I would have some of them to know, it was owing

to the request of the learned and candid friend to whom it is inscribed, that I make not as free uso of theirs as they have done of mine. However, I shall have this advantage and honour on my side, . that whercas, by their proceeding, any abuse may be directed at any man, no injury can possibly be done by mine, since a nameless character can never be found out but by its truth and likeness.

P. SHUT, shut the door, good John ! fatigu'd, I

said,

"Tie up the knocker, say I'm sick, l'm dead.'
The dog-star rages ! nay, 'tis past a doubt,
All Bedlam, or Parnassus, is let out:
Fire in each eye, and papers in each hand,
They rave, recite, and madden round the land.
What walls can guard me, or what shades can

; hide ?
They pierce my thickets, through my grot they glide.
By land, by water, they renew the charge;
They stop the chariot, and they board the barge.
No place is sacred, not the church is free,
Ev'n Sunday shines no sabbath-day to me;
Then from the mint walks forth the man of rh
Happy! to catch me, just at dinner-time.

Is there a parson, much bemus'd in beer,
A maudlin poetess, a rhyming peer,
A clerk foredoom'd his father's soul to cross,
Who pens a stanza when he should engross?
Is there who, lock'd from ink and paper, scrawls
With desperate charcoal round his darken'd walls?
All fy to Twit'nam, and in humble strain
Apply to me, to keep them mad or vain.

Arthur, whose giddy son neglects the laws,
Imputes to me and my damn'd works the cause :
Poor Cornus sees his frautic wife elope,
And curses wit, and poetry, and Pope.

Friend to my life! (which did not you prolong,
The world had wanted tnany au idle song)
What drop of nostrum can this plague remove ?
Or which must end me, a fool's wrath or love?
A dire dilemma I either way I'm sped ;
If foes, they write; if friends, they read me dead.
Seiz'd and tied down to judge, how wretched I!
Who can't be silent, and who will not lie :
To laugh, were want of goodness and of grace;
And to be grave, exceeds all power of face.
I sit with sad civility ; I read
With honest anguish, and an aching head;
And drop at last, but in unwilling ears,
This saving counsel,. Keep your piece nine years.'

• Nine years ! cries he, who, high in Drury-lane, Lull'd by soft zephyrs through the broken pane, Rhymes ere he wakes, and prints before term ends. Oblig'd by hunger and request of friends :.

The piece, you think, is incorrect: why take it, I'm all submission; what you'd have it make it.'

Three things another's modest wishes bound, My friendship, and a prologue, and ten pound.

Pitholeon sends to me: You know his grace: I want a patron; ask him for a place.' Pitholeon libell'd me but here's a letter Informs you, sir, 'twas when he knew no better. Dare you refuse him ? Curll invites to dine, He'll write a journal, or he'll turn divine.' Bless me! a packet.---' 'Tis a stranger sues, A virgin tragedy, an orphan muse.' If I dislike it, . Furies, death, and rage!' If I approve, Commend it to the stage.' There (thank my stars) my whole commission ends, The players and I are, luckily, no friends. Fir'd that the house reject him,. 'Sdeath! I'll print And shame the fools---your interest, sir, with Lintot.' Lintot, dull rogue! will think your price too much : • Not, sir, if you revise it, and retouch.' All my demurs but double his attacks : At last he whispers, • Do; and we go snacks.' Glad of a quarrel, straight I clap the door, • Sir, let me see your works and you no more.'

it.

'Tis sung, when Midas' ears began to spring (Midas, a sacred person and a king), His very minister, who spied them first (Some say his queen), was forc'd to speak, or burst. And is not mine, my friend, a sorer case, When every coxcomb perks them in my face? A. Good friend, forbear! you deal in dangerous

things, I'd never name queens, ministers, or kings; Keep close to ears, and those let asses prick, Tis nothing.--P. Nothing ? if they bite and kick ? Out with it, Dunciad! let the secret pass, That secret to each fool, that he's an ass : The truth once told (and wherefore should we lie?) The queen of Midas slept, and so may I.

You think this cruel : take it for a rule, No creature smarts so little as a fool. Let peals of laughter, Codrus ! round thee break, Thou unconcern'd canst hear the mighty crack: Pit, box, and gallery, in convulsions hurl'd, Thou stand'st unshook amidst a bursting world. Who shames a scribbler? Break one cobweb through, He spins the slight, self-pleasing thread anew : Destroy his fib or sophistry, in vain, The creature's at his dirty work again, Thron'd on the centre of his thin designs, Proud of a vast extent of flimsy lines ! Whom have I hurt? has poet yet, or peer, Lost the arch'd eyebrow, or Parnassian sneer? And bas not. Colly still his lord and whore ? His butchers Henley? bis free-masons Moore? Does not one table Bavius still admit? Still to one bishop Philips seems a wit?

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