THE HAUNCH OF VENISON. THANKS, my lord, for your venison, for finer or fatter Ne'er rang'd in a forest, or smok'd in a platter; To spoil such a delicate picture by eating: I had thoughts, in my chamber, to place it in view, One gammon of bacon hangs up for a show; But, for eating a rasher of what they take pride in, They'd as soon think of eating the pan it is fried in. But hold-let me pause-don't I hear you pro nounce, This tale of the bacon's a damnable bounce; turn, It's a truth-and your lordship may ask Mr. Burn'. To go on with my tale-as I gaz'd on the haunch, I thought of a friend that was trusty and staunch; So I cut it, and sent it to Reynolds undrest, To paint it, or eat it, just as he lik'd best: Of the neck and the breast I had next to dispose ; There's H-d, and C-y, and H-rth, and H-ff, 1 Lord Clare's nephew. |