The young, the old, who feel her inward sway, The gathering number, as it moves along, Who, gently drawn, and struggling less and less, Nor absent they, no members of her state, Let standard-authors, thus, like trophies borne, A page, a grave, that they can call their own; But spread, my sons, your glory thin or thick, 80 On passive paper, or on solid brick. So by each bard an alderman shall sit, Now crowds on crowds around the goddess press, 90 Held forth the virtue of the dreadful wand; 130 140 100 There march'd the bard and blockhead side by side, Who rhymed for hire, and patronized for pride. Narcissus, praised with all a parson's power And holds his breeches close with both his hands. 150 Look'd a white lily sunk beneath a shower. There moved Montalto with superior air; His stretch'd-out arm display'd a volume fair; On whom three hundred gold-capp'd youths await, When Dulness smiling: Thus revive the wits! But murder first, and mince them all to bits; As erst Medea (cruel, so to save!) A new edition of old son gave; REMARKS. 110 120 Ver. 76 to 101. It ought to be observed that here are three classes in this assembly. The first, of men absolutely and avowedly dull, who naturally adhere to the goddess, and are imaged in the simile of the bees about their queen. The second involuntary drawn to her, though not caring to own her influence; from ver. 81 to 90. The third of such as, though not members of her state, yet advance her service by flattering Dulness, cultivating mistaken talents, patronising vile scribblers, discouraging living merit, or setting up for wits, and men of taste in arts they understand not; from ver. 91 to 101. Ver. 108.-bow'd from side to side:] As being of no one party. Ver. 110. bold Benson] This man endeavoured to raise himself to fame by erecting monuments, striking coins, setting up heads, and procuring translations of Milton; and afterwards by as great a passion for Arthur Johnston, a Scotch physician's Version of the Psalms, of which he printed many fine editions. See more of him, Book iii. ver. 325. Ver. 113. The decent knight] An eminent person who was about to publish a very pompous edition of a great author at his own expense. Ver. 115, &c.] These four lines were printed in a separate leaf by Mr. Pope in the last edition, which he himself gave, of the Dunciad, with directions to the printer, to put this leaf into its place as soon as Sir T. H.'s Shakspeare should be published. Ver. 119. Thus revive,' &c.] The goddess applauds the practice of tacking the obscure names of persons not eminent in any branch of learning, to those of the most distinguished writers; either by printing editions of their works with impertinent alterations of their text, as in former instances; or by setting up monuments disgraced with their own vile names and inscriptions, as in the latter. REMARKS. Ver. 128. A page, a grave,] For what less than a grave can be granted to a dead author! or what less than a page can be allowed a living one? Ibid. A page,] Pagina, not pedissequus. A page of a book, not a servant, follower, or attendant; no poet having had a page since the death of Mr. Thomas Durfey. Scribl. Ver. 131. So by each bard an alderman, &c.] Vide the Tombs of the Poets,editio Westmonasteriensis. Ibid.-an aldeman shall sit,] Alluding to the monument erected for Butler by alderman Barber. Ver. 132. A heavy lord shall hang at every wit,] How unnatural an image, and how ill supported! saith Aristarchus. Had it been, A heavy wit shall hang at every lord, something might have been said, in an age so distinguished for well judging patrons. For lord, then, read load; that is, of debts here, and of commentaries hereafter. To this purpose, conspicuous is the case of the poor author of Hudibras, whose body, long since weighed down to the grave by a load of debts, has lately had a more unmerciful load of commentaries laid upon his spirit; wherein the editor has achieved more than Virgil himself, when he turned critic, could boast of, which was only, that he had picked gold out of another man's dung; whereas the editor has picked it out of his own. Scribl. Aristarchus thinks the common reading right: and that the author himself had been struggling, and but just shaken off his load, when he wrote the following epigram: My lord complains, that Pope, stark mad with gardens Has lopp'd three trees, the value of three farthings: But he's my neighbour, cries the peer polite, And if he'll visit me, I'll wave my right. What! on compulsion? and against my will, A lord's acquaintance? Let him file his bill." Ver. 137, 138. Dunce scorning dunce behold the next advance, But fop shews fop superior complaisance.] This is not to be ascribed so much to the different manners of a court and college, as to the different effects which a pretence to learning and a pretence to wit, have on blockheads. For as judgment consists in finding out the differences in things, and wit in finding out their likenesses, so the dunce is all discord and dissension, and constantly busied in reproving, examining, confuting, &c. while the fop flourishes in peace, with songs and hymns of praise, addresses, characters, epithalamiums, &c. Ver. 140. the dreadful wand] A cane usually borne by schoolmasters, which drives the poor souls about like the wand of Mercury. Scribl. Ver. 151 like the Samian letter,] The letter Y used by Pythagoras, as an emblem of the different roads of virtue and vice. Pers. Et tibi quæ Samios diduxit litera ramos. Placed at the door of learning, youth to guide, To ask, to guess, to know, as they commence, Oh,' cried the goddess, for some pedant reign! That which my priests, and mine alone, maintain, As many quit the streams that murmuring fall REMARKS. 200 210 220 literal sense, when no apparent absurdity accompanies it (and sure there is no absurdity in supposing a logi180 cian on horseback), yet still I must needs think the hackneys here celebrated were not real horses, nor even Centaurs, which, for the sake of the learned Chiron, I should rather be inclined to think, if I were forced to find them four legs, but downright plain men, though logicians and only thus metamorphosed by a rule of rhetoric, of which Cardinal Perron gives us an example, where he calls Clavius, Un esprit pesant, lourd, sans subtilité, ni gentilesse, un gros cheval d'Allemagne. Here I profess to go opposite to the whole stream of 190 commentators. I think the poet only aimed, though awkwardly, at an elegant Græcism in this representation; for in that language the word 'inños (horse) was often prefixed to others, to denote greatness of strength; as ἱππολάπαθον, ἱππογλωσσον, ἱππομαραθρον, and particularly ППогп£мÓÑ, a great connoisseur, which Scip. Maff. Came whip and spur, and dash'd through thin and thick comes nearest to the case in hand. REMARKS. Ver. 174. that master piece of man.] Viz. an epigram. The famous Dr. South declared a perfect epigram to be as difficult a performance as an epic poem. And the critics say, An epic poem is the greatest work human nature is capable of.' Ver. 176. Some gentle James, &c.] Wilson tells us that this king, James the first, took upon himself to teach the Latin tongue to Car, earl of Somerset; aud that Gondomar, the Spanish ambassador, would speak false Latin to him, on purpose to give him the pleasure of correcting it, whereby he wrought himself into his good graces. This great prince was the first who assumed the title of Sacred Majesty, which his loyal clergy transferred from God to him. The principles of passive obedience and non-resistance,' says the author of the Dissertation on Parties, Letter, 8, which before his time had skulked, perhaps in some old homily, were talked, written, and preached into vogue in that inglorious reign. Ver. 194. Though Christ-church, &c.] This line is doubtless spurious, and foisted in by the impertinence of the editor; and accordingly we have put it in between hooks. For I affirm this college came as early as any other, by its proper deputies; nor did any college pay homage to Dulness in its whole body. Bentl. Ver. 196. still expelling Locke.] In the year 1703 there was a meeting of the heads of the University of Oxford to censure Mr. Locke's Essay on Human Understanding, and to forbid the reading of it. See his Letters in the last edition. Ver. 198. On German Crouzaz, and Dutch Burgersdyck. There seems to be an improbability that the doctors and heads of houses should ride on horseback, who of late days, being gouty or unwieldy, have kept their coaches. But these are horses of great strength, and fit to carry any weight, as their German and Dutch extraction may manifest; and very famous we may conclude, being honoured with names, as were the horses Pegasus and Bucephalus. Scribl. Though I have the greatest deference to the penetration of this eminent scholiast, and must own that nothing can be more natural than his interpretation, or juster than that rule of criticism, which directs us to keep the Ver. 199. the streams] The river Cam, running by the walls of these colleges, which are particularly famous for their skill in disputation. Ver. 202. sleeps in port.] Viz. Now retired into har. bour, after the tempests that had long agitated his society. So Scriblerus. But the learned Scipio Maffei understands it of a certain wine called Port, from Oporto, a city of Portugal, of which this professor invited him to drink abundantly. Scip. Maff. De Compotationibus Academicis. [And to the opinion of Maffei inclineth the sagacious annotator on Dr. King's Advice to Horace.] Ver. 210. Aristarchus.] A famous commentator and corrector of Homer, whose name has been frequently used to signify a complete critic. The compliment paid by our author to this eminent professor, in applying to him so great a name, was the reason that he hath omitted to comment on this part which contains his own praises. We shall, therefore, supply that loss to our best ability. Scribl. Ver. 214. Critics like me-] Alluding to two famous editions of Horace and Milton; whose richest veins of poetry he had prodigally reduced to the poorest and most beggarly prose.-Verily the learned scholiast is grievously mistaken. Aristarchus is not boasting here of the wonders of his art in annihilating the sublime; but of the usefulness of it, in reducing the turgid to its proper that prose it was, though ashamed of its original, and class; the words 'make it prose again,' plainly shewing therefore to prose it should return. Indeed, much it is to be lamented that Dulness doth not confine her critics to this useful task; and commission them to dismount what Aristophanes calls Рnμat' innoСαμovα, all prose on horse-back. Scribl. Ver. 216 Author of something yet more great than letter;] Alluding to those grammarians, such as Palamedes and Simonides, who invented single letters. But Aristarchus, who had found out a double one, was there. Scribl. fore worthy of double honour. Ver. 217, 218. While towering o'er your alphabet, like Saul,-Stands, our digamma,] Alludes to the boasted restoration of the Eolic digamma, in his long projected He calls it something more than edition of Homer. letter, from the enormous figure it would make among the other letters, being one gamma, set upon the shoulders of another. Ver. 220. of Me or Te,] It was a serious dispute, about which the learned were much divided, and some To sound or sink in cano O or A, Or give up Cicero to C or K. Let Freind affect to speak as Terence spoke, Or chew'd by blind old scholiasts o'er and o'er, Are things which Kuster, Burman, Wasse shall see, 'Ah, think not, mistress! more true Dulness lies Or wed to what he must divorce, a muse: REMARKS. Then take him to develop, if you can, And hew the block off, and get out the man. In flow'd at once a gay embroider'd race, 240 Stunn'd with his giddy 'larum half the town. 250 Pours at great Bourbon's feet her silken sons; 260 treatises written: had it been about meum and tuum it could not be more contested, than whether at the end of the first Ode of Horace, to read, Me doctarum hedera præmia frontium, or Te doctarum hedera-By this the learned scholiast would seem to insinuate that the dispute was not about meum and tuum, which is a mistake: For as a venerable sage observeth, words are the counters of wise men, but the money of fools: so that Scribl. we see their property was indeed concerned. Ver. 222. Or give up Cicero to C or K.] Grammatical disputes about the manner of pronouncing Cicero's name in Greek. It is a dispute whether in Latin the name of Hermagoras should end in as or a. Quintilian quotes Cicero as writing it, Hermagora, which Bentley rejects, and says, Quintilian must be mistaken, Cicero could not write it so, and that in this case he would not believe Cicero himself. These are his very words: Ego vero Ciceronem ita scripsisse ne Ciceroni quidem affirmanti crediderim. Epist. ad Mill. in fin. Frag. Menand. et Phil. Ver. 223, 224. Freind-Alsop] Dr. Robert, Freind, master of Westminster-school, and canon of Christ church-Dr. Anthony Alsop, a happy imitator of the Horatian style. Ver. 226. Manilius and Solinus] Some critics having had it in their choice to comment either on Virgil of Manilius, Pliny or Solinus, have chosen the worse au thor, the more freely to display their critical capacity. Ver. 228, &c. Suidas, Gellius, Stobaeus] The first a dictionary-writer, a collector of impertinent facts and barbarous words; the second a minute critic; the third an author, who gave his common place book to the public, where we happen to find much mince-meat of old books. Ver. 245, 246. Barrow, Atterbury] Isaac Barrow, master of Trinity, Francis Atterbury, dean of Christchurch, both great geniuses and eloquent preachers; one more conversant in the sublime geometry, the other in classical learning; but who equally made it their care to advance the polite arts in their several societies. To happy convents, bosom'd deep in vines, Diffusing langour in the panting gales : Love-whispering woods, and lute reasounding waves; REMARKS. 270 280 290 300 Because gold Ver. 272. laced governor] Why laced? and silver are necessary trimming to denote the dress of a person of rank, and the governor must be supposed so in foreign countries, to be admitted into courts and other places of fair reception. But how comes Aristarchus to know at sight that this governor came from France? Know? Why, by the laced coat. Scribl. Ibid. Whore, pupil, and laced governor] Some critics have objected to the order here, being of opinion that the governor should have the precedence before the whore, if not before the pupil. But were he so placed, it might be thought to insinuate that the governor led the pupil to the whore; and were the pupil placed first, he might be supposed to lead the governor to her. But our impartial poet, as he is drawing their picture, represents then in the order in which they are generally seen; namely, the pupil between the whore and the governor; but placeth the whore first, as she usually governs both the other. Ver. 280. As if he saw St. James's] Reflecting on the disrespectful and indecent behaviour of several forward young persons in the presence, so offensive to all serious men, and to none more than the good Scriblerus. Ver. 281. The attendant orator] The governor above said. The poet gives him no particular name: being unwilling, I presume, to offend or to do injustice to any, by celebrating one only with whom this character agrees, in preference to so many who equally deserve it. Scribl. Ver. 284. A dauntless infant! never scared with God] i. e. Brought up in the enlarged principles of modern education; whose great point is, to keep the infant mind free from the prejudices of opinion, and the growing spirit unbroken by terrifying names. Amongst the happy consequences of this reformed decipline, it is not the least that we have never afterwards any occasion for the priest, whose trade, as a modern wit informs us, is only to finish what the nurse began. Scribl. Ver. 286. the blessing of a rake.] Scriblerus is here much at a loss to find out what this blessing should be. He is sometimes tempted to imagine it might be the marrying a great fortune: but this again, for the vul garity of it, he rejects, as something uncommon seemed to be prayed for: and after many strange conceits, not at all to the honour of the fair sex, he at length rests in this, that it was, that her son might pass for a wit: in which opinion he fortifies himself by ver. 316, where the orator, speaking of his pupil, says, that he Intrigued with glory, and with spirit whored, But chief her shrine where naked Venus keeps, As Jansen, Fleetwood, Cibber shall think fit; This glorious youth, and add one Venus more. REMARKS. And heard thy everlasting yawn confess But Annius, crafty seer, with ebon wand, Where bask on sunny banks the simple sheep, 320 O may thy cloud still cover the deceit ! Thy choicer mists on this assembly shed, 351 360 370 330 And keep his Lares, though his house be sold; Speak'st thou of Syrian princes? Traitor base! which seems to insinuate that her prayer was heard. Here the good scholiast, as, indeed, every where else, lays open the very soul of modern criticism, while he makes his own ignorance of a poetical expression hold open the door to much erudition and learned conjecture: the blessing of a rake signifying no more than that he might be a rake; the effects of a thing for the thing itself, a common figure. The careful mother only wished her son might be a rake, as well knowing that its attendant blessings would follow of course. Ver. 307. But chief, &c.] These two lines, in their force of imagery and colouring, emulate and equal the pencil of Rubens. Ver. 308. And Cupids ride the lion of the deeps;] The winged lion, the arms of Venice. This republic, heretofore the most considerable in Europe, for her naval force and the extent of her commerce; now illustrious for her carnivals. Ver. 318. greatly daring dined:] It being, indeed, no small risque to eat through those extraordinary compositions, whose disguised ingredients are generally unknown to the guests, and highly inflammatory and unwholesome. Ver. 324. With nothing but a solo in his head ;] With nothing but a solo? Why, if it be a solo, how should there be any thing else? Palpable tautology! Read boldly an opera, which is enough of conscience for such a head as has lost all its Latin. Bentl. Ver. 326. Jansen, Fleetwood, Cibber.] Three very eminent persons, all managers of plays: who, though not governors by profession, had, each in his way, concerned themselves in the education of youth; and regulated their wits, their morals, or their finances, at that period of their age which is the most important, their entrance into the polite world. Of the last of these, and his talents for this end, see Book i. ver. 199, &c. Ver. 331. Her too receive, &c.] This confirms what the learned Scriblerus advanced in his note on ver. 272, that the governor, as well as the pupil, had a particular interest in this lady. Ver. 341. Thee too, my Paridel !] The poet seems to speak of this young gentleman with great affection. The name is taken from Spenser, who gives it to a wandering courtly 'squire, that travelled about for the same reason for which many young 'squires are now fond of travelling, and especially to Paris. Ver. 347. Annius,] The name taken from Annius the monk of Viterbo, famous for many impositions and forgeries of ancient manuscripts and inscriptions, which he was prompted to by mere vanity, but our Annius had a more substantial motive. REMARKS. Ver. 363. Attys and Cecrops] The first king of Athens, of whom it is hard to suppose any coins are extant; but not so improbable as what follows, that there should be any of Mahomet, who forbad all images; and the story of whose pigeon was a monkish fable. Nevertheless, one of these Anniuses made a counterfeit medal of that impostor, now in the collection of a learned nobleman. Ver. 371. Mummius] This name is not merely an allusion to the Mummius he was so fond of, but probably referred to the Roman general of that name, who burned Corinth, and committed the curious statues to the captain of a ship, assuring him, that if they were lost or broken, he should procure others to be made in their stead; by which it should seem (whatever may be pretended) that Mummius was no virtuoso. Ibid.-Fool-renown'd] A compound epithet in the Greek manner, renowned by fools, or renowned for making fools. Ver. 372. Cheops] A king of Egypt whose body was certainly to be known, as being buried alone in his pyra mid, and is therefore more genuine than any of the Cleopatras. This royal mummy, being stolen by a wild Arab, was purchased by the consul of Alexandria, and transmitted to the museum of Mummius; for proof of which he brings a passage in Sandy's Travels, where that accurate and learned voyager assures us that he saw the sepulchre empty, which agrees exactly, saith he, with the time of the theft above-mentioned. But he omits to observe that Herodotus tells the same thing of it in his time. Ver. 375. Speak'st thou of Syrian princes? &c.] The strange story following, which may be taken for a fiction of the poet, is justified by a true relation in Spon's Voyages. Vaillant (who wrote the History of the Syrian kings as it is to be found on medals) coming from the Levant, where he had been collecting various coins, and being pursued by a corsair of Sallee, swallowed down twenty gold medals. A sudden borasque freed him from the rover, and he got to land with them in his belly. On his road to Avignon he met two physicians, of whom he demanded assistance. One advised purgations, the other vomits. In this uncertainty he took neither, but pursued his way to Lyons, where he found his ancient friend the famous physician and antiquary Dufour, to whom he related his adventure. Dufour, without staying to inquire about the uneasy symptoms of the burthen he carried first asked him, whether the medals were of the higher empire? He assured him they were. Dufour was ravished with the hope of possessing so rare a treasure; he bargained with him on the spot for the most curions of them, and was to recover them at bis own expense. More glorious yet, from barbarous hands to keep, The goddess, smiling seem'd to give consent; 380 Then thick as locusts blackening all the ground, But far the foremost, two, with earnest zeal, 400 The head that turns at superlunar things, 'Be that my task,' replies a gloomy clerk, 410 The first thus open'd: 'Hear thy suppliant's call, Or that bright image to our fancy draw, The accused stood forth,and thus address'd the queen: 420 Where Tindal dictates, and Silenus snores. 'Of all the enamell'd race, whose silvery wing Once brightest shined this child of heat and air. And to excuse it, need but shew the prize; REMARKS. 460 480 490 Ver. 452. Wilkins' wings.] One of the first projectors of the Royal Society, who, among many enlarged and useful notions, entertained the extravagant hope of a possibility to fly to the moon; which has put some volatile geniuses upon making wings for that purpose. Ver. 462. When moral evidence shall quite decay,] 430 Alluding to a ridiculous and absurd way of some mathematicians, in calculating the gradual decay of moral evidence by mathematical proportions: according to which calculation, in about fifty years it will be no longer probable that Julius Cæsar was in Gaul, or died in the senate-house. See Craig's Theologiæ Christianæ Principia Mathematica. But, as it seems evident, that My sons!" she answer'd, both have done your parts: facts of a thousand years old, for instance, are now Live happy both, and long promote our arts. REMARKS. as probable as they were five hundred years ago; it is plain, that if in fifty more they quite disappear, it must 440 be owing, not to their arguments, but to the extraor dinary power of our goddess; for whose help, therefore, they have reason to pray. Ver. 492. Where Tindal dictates, and Silenus snores.] It cannot be denied but that this fine stroke of satire against atheism was well intended. But how must the reader smile at our author's officious zeal, when he is told, that at the time this was written, you might as soon have found a wolf in England as an atheist? The truth is, the whole species was exterminated. There is a 450 trifling difference, indeed, concerning the author of the achievement. Some, as Dr. Ashenhurst, gave it to Bentley's Boylean Lectures. And he so well convinced that great man of the truth, that wherever afterwards he found atheist, he always read it A theist. But, in spite of a claim so well made out, others gave the honour of this exploit to a later Boylean lecturer. A judicious apologist for Dr. Clarke against Mr. Whiston, says, with no less elegance than positiveness of expression,It is a most certain truth, that the Demonstration of the Being and Attributes of God, has extirpated and banished atheism out of the Christian world, p. 18. It is much to be lamented, that the clearest truths have still their dark side. Here we see it becomes a doubt which of the two Hercules' was the monster-queller. But what of that? Since the thing is done, and the proof of it so certain, there is no occasion for so nice a canvassing of circumstances. Scribl. Ver. 387. Witness great Ammon!] Jupiter Ammon is called to witness, as the father of Alexander, to whom those kings succeeded in the division of the Macedonian empire, and whose horns they wore on their medals. Ver. 394. Douglas] A physician of great learning and no less taste; above all, curious in what related to Horace, of whom he collected every edition, translation, and comment, to the number of several hundred volumes. Ver. 409. and named it Caroline :] It is a compliment which the florists usually pay to princes and great persons, to give their names to the most curious flowers of their raising some have been very jealous of vindicating this honour, but none more than that ambitious gardener, at Hammersmith, who caused his favourite to be painted on his sign, with this inscription: This is my Queen Caroline : Ver. 492. Silenus.] Silenus was an Epicurean philosopher, as appears from Virgil, Eclog. vi. where he sings the principles of that philosophy in his drink. |