Practis'd their master's notions to embrace, And view each object with another's eye; And as their patron hints the cold or heat, Χ How, when competitors like these contend, Your taste in fnuff, your judgment in a whore; He gropes his breeches with a monarch's air. For arts like these prefer'd, admir'd, carefs'd, They first invade your table, then your breaft; Y Explore your fecrets with infidious art, Watch the weak hour, and ranfack all the heart * Non fumus ergo pares: melior, qui femper & omni Then Then foon your ill-plac'd confidence repay, Z By numbers here from fhame or cenfure free, This, only this, the rigid law pursues, Wakes from his dream, and labours for a joke; a And turn the varied taunt a thousand ways. Of all the griefs that harrass the distress'd; Sure the most bitter is a scornful jeft; Fate never wounds more deep the gen'rous heart, Has heaven refery'd, in pity to the poor, z-Materiem præbet caufafque jocorum a b -Agmine facto Debuerant olim tenues migraffe Quirites. VOL. I. P This This mournful truth is every where confess'd, SLOW RISES WORTH, BY POVERTY DEPRESS'D: But here more flow, where all are slaves to gold, Where looks are merchandise, and fmiles are fold; Where won by bribes, by flatteries implor'd, The groom retails the favours of his lord. But hark! th' affrighted crowd's tumultuous cries In vain your mournful narrative disclose, While all neglect, and moft infult your woes. с • Haud facile emergunt, quorum virtutibus obftat -Ultimus autem Ærumnæ cumulus, quod nudum, & fruftra rogantem Should * Should heaven's just bolts Orgilio's wealth confound, The laureat tribe in servile verse relate, And hopes from angry heav'n another fire, h "Could'st thou refign the park and play content, For the fair banks of Severn or of Trent; P 2 e Si magna Afturici cecidit domus, horrida mater, There Pullati proceres. f Jam accurrit, qui marmora donet, Conferat impenfas hic, &c. Hic modium argenti. Meliora, ac plura reponit Perficus orborum lautiffimus. Si potes avelli Circenfibus, optima Soræ, Aut Fabrateriæ domus, aut Frufinone paratur, There might'ft thou find fome elegant retreat, And stretch thy prospects o'er the smiling land, There every bush with nature's mufic rings, every On all thy hours fecurity fhall fmile, And bless thy evening walk and morning toil. Prepare for death, if here at night you roam, And fign your will before you fup from home. * Some fiery fop, with new commission vain, Who fleeps on brambles till he kills his man; Some frolic drunkard, reeling from a feast, Provokes a broil, and ftabs you for a jest. Quanti nunc tenebras unum conducis in annum. Vive bidentis amans, & culti villicus horti, Et fubiti cafus improvidus, ad cœnam fi * Ebrius et petulans, qui nullum forte cecidit, Yet |