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Or, if you needs must write, write Cæsar's praise,
You'll gain at least a knighthood, or the bays.
P. What? like Sir Richard, rumbling, rough, and

fierce, With arms,

and George , and Brunswick crowd the verse, Rend with tremendous found your ears afunder, With gun, drum, trumpet , blunderbuss, and thun. Or nobly wild, with Budgel's fire and force, (der) Paint Angels trembling round his falling horse:

F. Then all your Muse's softer art display,
Let Carolina smooth the tuneful lay,
Lull with Amelia's liquid name the Nine,
And sweetly flow thro' all the royal line.

P. Alas! few verses touch their nicer ear;
They scarce can bear their Laureate twice a year;
And justly Cæsar scorns the poet's lays,
It is to history he trusts for praise.

F. Better be Cibber , I'll maintain it still,
Than ridicule all taste , blaspheme quadrille ,
Abuse the city's best good men in metre ,
And laugh at peers that put their trust in Peter.
Ev’n those you touch not, hate you.

P. What should ail 'em ? F. A hundred smart in Timon and in Balaam : The fewer still you name , you wound the more : Bond is but one, but Harpax is a score.

P. Each mortal has his pleasure : none deny
Scarsdale his bottle, Darty his ham-pye;
Ridotta sips and dances , till she see
The doubling lustres dance as fast as she;

F-loves the senate, Hockley-hole his brother,
Like in all else, as one egg to another.
I love to pour out all myself, as plain
As downright Shippen, or as old Montagne:
In them, as certain to be lov'd as seen,
The soul stood forth , nor kept a thought within;
In me what spots (for spots I have ) appear,
Will prove at least the medium must be clear.
In this impartial glass, my Muse intends
Fair to expose myself, my foes, my friends ;
Publish the present age; but where my text
Is vice too high, reserve it for the next:
My foes shall wish my life a longer date,
And ev'ry friend the less lament my

fate,
My head and heart thus flowing thro' my quill,
Verse-man or prose-man, term me which you will,
Papist or protestant, or both between,
Like good Erasmus in an honest mean,
In moderation placing all my glory,
While Tories call me Whig, and Whigs a Tory.

Satire's my weapon, but I'm too discreet To run a muck, and tilt at all I meet; I only wear it in a land of hectors, Thieves, supercargoes, sharpers and directors. Save but our army! and let Jove incrust Swords , pikes , and guns, with everlasting rust! Peace is my dear delight not Fleury's more : But touch me, and no minister so sore. Whoe'er offends, at some unlucky time Slides into verse, and hitches in a rhyme, Sacred to ridicule his whole life long,

And the sad burthen of some merry song.

Slander or poison dread from Delia's rage,
Hard words or hanging, if your judge be Page.
From furious Sappho scarce a milder fate,
P-x'd by her love, or libell’d by her hate.
Its proper pow'r co hurt , each creature feels;
Bulls aim their horns, and asses lift their heels;
'Tis a bear's talent not to kick , but hug;
And no man wonders he's not ftung by pug.
So drink with Walters, or with Chartres eat,
They'll never poison you, they'll only cheat.

Then, learned Sir! ( to cut the matter short )
Whate'er my fate, or well or ill at court,
Whether old age , with faint but chearful ray,
Attends to gild the ev'ning of my day,
Or death's black wing already be display'd,
To wrap me in the universal shade;
Whether the darken'd room to muse invite ,
Or whiten'd wall provoke the skew'r to write :
In durance , exile , Bedlam , or the Mint,
Like Lee or Budgel, I will rhyme and print.

F. Alas , young man! your days can ne'er be long;
In flow'r of age you perish for a song!
Plums and directors, Shylock and his wife,
Will club their testers, now, to take your life!

P. What ? arm’d for virtue when I point the pen; Brand.the bold front of shameless guilty inen; Dash the proud gamester in his gilded car ; Bare the mean heart that lurks beneath a star; Can there be wanting , to defend her cause, Lights of the church; or guardians of the laws ?

Could pension’d Boileau lash in honest train Flatt'rers and bigots ev’n in Louis' reign? Could Laureate Dryden pimp and fry’r engage', Yet neither Charles nor James be in a rage? And I not ftrip the gi!ding off a knave, Unplac'd, unpension’d, no man's heir, or save ? I will, cr perish in the gen'rous cause : Hear this, and tremble! you who 'scape the laws. Yes, while I live, no rich or noble knave Shall walk the world, in credit , to his grave. To virtue only and her friends a friend, The world beside may murmur, or commend. Know, all the distant din-that world can keep, Rolls o'er my grotto , and but sooths iny Neep. There, my retreat the best companions grace, Chiefs out of war, and statesmen out of place. There , St. John mingles with my friendly bowl The feast of reason and the flow of foul : And he, whose lightning pierc'd th’Iberian lines, Now forms my quincunx, and now ranks my vines, Or tames the genius of the stubborn plain, Alinoît as quickly as he conquer'd Spain.

Envy must own, I live among the great, No pimp of pleasure, and no spy of state, With eyes that pry not, tongue that ne'er repeats, Fond to spread friendships, but to cover heats; To help who want, to forward who excel; This, all who know me, know; who love me, tell; And who unknown defame me, let them be Scriblers or peers, alike are mob to me. This is my plea, on this I rest

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What faith my council, learned in the laws ?

F. Your plea is good; but still I say, beware!
Laws are explain’d by men

- to have a care.
It stands on record, that in Richard's times
A man was hang'd for very honest rhymes.
Consult the Statute , quart. I think, it is,
Edwardi fext, or prim. et quint. Eliz.
See Libels, Satires here

you

have it - read,
P. Libels and Satires! lawless things indeed!
But grave Epistles , bringing vice to light,
Such as a king might read, a bishop write,
Such as Sir Robert would approve

F. Indeed?
The case is alter'd you may then proceed;
In such a cause the plaintiff will be hiss’d,
My lords the judges laugh, and you're dismiss’d.

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