THE VICAR. W. MACKWORTH PRAED. SOME years ago, ere Time and Taste Had turned our parish topsy-turvy, Back flew the bolt of lisson lath; Fair Margaret in her tidy kirtle, Led the lorn traveler up the path, Through clean-clipped rows of box and myrtle: And Don and Sancho, Tramp and Tray, Upon the parlor steps collected, Wagged all their tails, and seemed to say, Up rose the Reverend Doctor Brown, Up rose the Doctor's "winsome marrow;" Her husband clasped his ponderous Barrow; And welcome for himself, and dinner. If, when he reached his journey's end, And twenty curious scraps of knowledge:— If he departed as he came, With no new light on love or liquor,Good sooth the traveler was to blame, And not the Vicarage, or the Vicar. His talk was like a stream which runs It passed from Mohammed to Moses: Beginning with the laws which keep He was a shrewd and sound divine, The Deist sighed with saving sorrow; And dreamed of tasting pork to-morrow. His sermons never said or showed That Earth is foul, that Heaven is gracious, Without refreshment on the road ⚫ From Jerome, or from Athanasius; And sure a righteous zeal inspired The hand and head that penned and planned them, For all who understood, admired, And some who did not understand them. He wrote, too, in a quiet way, Small treatises and smaller verses; And sage remarks on chalk and clay, And hints to noble lords and nurses; True histories of last year's ghost, Lines to a ringlet or a turban; And trifles for the Morning Post, And nothing for Sylvanus Urban. He did not think all mischief fair, It will not be improved by burning. And he was kind, and loved to sit In the low hut or garnished cottage, And praise the farmer's homely wit, And when his hand unbarred the shutter, The welcome which they could not utter. He always had a tale for me Of Julius Cæsar or of Venus: To steal the staff he put such trust in; When he began to quote Augustin. Alack the change! in vain I look For haunts in which my boyhood trifled; The trees I climbed, the beds I rifled: You reach it by a carriage entry: Sit in the Vicar's seat: you'll hear THE BACHELOR'S CANE-BOTTOMED CHAIR. W. M. THACKERAY. IN tattered old slippers that toast at the bars, To mount to this realm is a toil, to be sure, Is grand through the chimney-pots over the way. This snug little chamber is crammed in all nooks, Cracked bargains from brokers, cheap keepsakes from friends. Old armor, prints, pictures, pipes, china (all cracked), A twopenny treasury, wondrous to see; No better divan need the Sultan require, Than the creaking old sofa that basks by the fire; That praying-rug came from a Turcoman's camp; Long, long through the hours, and the night, and the chimes, This chamber is pleasant to you, friend, and me. But of all the cheap treasures that garnish my nest, 'Tis a bandy-legged, high-shouldered, worm-eaten seat, If chairs have but feeling in holding such charms, It was but a moment she sat in this place, She'd a scarf on her neck, and a smile on her face! A smile on her face, and a rose in her hair, And she sat there, and bloomed in my cane-bottomed chair. And so I have valued my chair ever since, Like the shrine of a saint, or the throne of a prince; Saint FANNY, my patroness sweet I declare, The queen of my heart and my cane-bottomed chair. She comes from the past and revisits my room; STANZAS TO PALE ALE. On! I have loved thee fondly, ever Preferr'd thee to the choicest wine; I held thee still to be divine. For me thy color hath a charm, Although 'tis true they call thee Pale; How sweet thou art!-yet bitter, too It is, in every point of view, Must be allow'd by every one. PUNCH. |