That our friends don't forget us, although they may go If some little advantage seems likely to start, And you'll find those whose hopes from the other are strongest, Use, in common, endearments the thickest and longest. But, it was not so here; For although it is clear, When abroad, and we have not a single friend near, Yet he, first of all, ceased To encourage the beast, Perhaps thinking “Enough is as good as a feast;" So his smile by degrees harden'd into a frown, And his "That's a good dog !" into "Down, Sancho! down!" But nothing could stop his mute fav'rite's caressing, As if he had said, "Most beloved of masters, pray, don't go to bed; The Dog jump'd up too, And kept him awake with his very cold nose; And moaning and pining, Till Blogg really believed he must have some design in Extremely annoy'd by the "tarnation whop," as it 's call'd in Kentuck, on his head and its opposite, Blogg show'd fight; When he saw, by the light Of the flickering candle, that had not yet quite In an instant; for, when only decently drunk, And hark!-what's that?— They have got into chat In the kitchen below-what the deuce are they at?— Of her wrist, And her great mutton fist, The edge of the weapon sounds shriller and louder!- Had not made Blogg perspire Half so much, or a dose of the best James's powder.— The horrid old ruffian comes, cat-like, creeping;- For Blogg, when he'd once ascertain'd that there was some "Precious mischief” on foot, had resolv'd to play "'Possum;"Down he went, legs and head, Flat on the bed, Apparently sleeping as sound as the dead; While, though none who look'd at him would think such a thing, Every nerve in his frame was braced up for a spring. you Then, just as the villain Crept, stealthily still, in, And I'd not have insur'd his guest's life for a shilling, -Down went man and weapon.-Of all sorts of blows, There are few that surpass a flush hit on the nose. Now, had I the pen of old Ossian or Homer, (Though each of these names some pronounce a misnomer, And say the first person Was call'd James M'Pherson, While, as to the second, they stoutly declare He was no one knows who, and born no one knows where) By the lively young Peers, Who, doffing their coronets, collars, and ermine, treat As "prime a Set-to," And "regular turn-up," as ever you knew; Not inferior in "bottom" to aught you have read of Detesting "The Gloves;" And turning, with air most disdainfully mocking, I must leave you to "fancy" The thumps, and the bumps, and the ups and the downs, And the taps, and the slaps, and the raps on the crowns, That pass'd 'twixt the Husband, Wife, Bagman, and Dog, As Blogg roll'd over them, and they roll'd over Blogg; While what's called "The Claret" Flew over the garret: Merely stating the fact. As each other they whack'd, The Dog his old master most gallantly back'd; Making both the garçons, who came running in, sheer off, With "Hippolyte's" thumb, and "Alphonse's" left ear off; Next making a stoop on The buffeting group on The floor, rent in tatters the old woman's jupon ; Then the old man turn'd up, and a fresh bite of Sancho's Tore out the whole seat of his striped Calimancoes.— Really, which way This desperate fray Might have ended at last, I'm not able to say, In came half a score Of the passengers, sailors, and one or two more It's a great many years ago-mine then were few- She had been, in her day A First-rate, but was then what they term a Rasée,— Is adopted on shipboard-I think it's call'd "Cobbing." To tell how 'tis done; But the system is one Of which Sancho's exploit would increase the facility. But the Frenchman was placed I mean the old scoundrel whose actions we've tracedIn such a position, that, on his unmasking, His consent was the last thing the men thought of asking. The old woman, too, Was obliged to go through, With her boys, the rough discipline used by the crew, Who, before they let one of the set see the back of them, "Cobb'd" the whole party,-ay, "every man Jack of them." MORAL. And now, Gentle Reader, before that I say If ever you travel, like Anthony Blogg, Be wary Lastly, don't act like Blogg, who, I say it with blushing, L'Envoye. I felt so disgusted with Blogg, from sheer shame of him, -Mind, it's no wish of mine, Is, (a penny will do 't)—by addressing a line DAME FREDEGONDE. WILLIAM AYTOUN. WHEN folks with headstrong passion blind, |