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The poor and friendless villain than the great? ?
Alas! the small discredit of a bribe
Scarce hurts the lawyer, but undoes the scribe.

Then better sure it charity becomes
To tax directors, who (thank God) have plums;
Still better, ministers; or, if the thing
May pinch e'en there-why lay it on a king.
F. Stop! stop !

P. Must satire, then, nor rise nor fall! Speak out, and bid me blame no rogues at all.

F. Yes, strike that Wild, I'll justify the blow.

P. Strike ! why the man was bang'd ten years ago : Who now that obsolete example fears ? E'en Peter trembles only for his ears.

F. What always Peter ? Peter thinks you mad, You make men desperate, if they once are bad, Else might he take to virtue some years hence

P. As S-k, if he lives will love the prince.
F. Strange spleen to S-k!

P. Do I wrong the man ?
God knows, I praise a courtier where I can.
When I confess, there is who feels for fame
And melts, to goodness, need 1 Scarborow name?
Pleased let me own, in Esher's peaceful grove
(Where Kent and nature vie for Pelbam's love,
T'he scene, the master, opening to my view,
I sit and dream I see iny crags anew !

E’en in a bishop I can spy desert;
Secker is decent, Rundell has a heart
Manners with candour are to Benson given;
To Berkeley every virtue under heaven.

But does the court a worthy man remove?
That instant, 1 declare, he has my love:

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I shun his zenith, court his mild decline;
Thus Somers once, and Halifax were mine.
Oft, in the clear still mirror of retreat,
I studied Shrewsbury, the wise and great ;
Carleton's calm sense, and Stanhope's noble flame
Compared, and knew their generous end the same:
How pleasing Atterbury's softer hour!
How shined the soul, unconquer'd in the Tower!
How can I Pulteney, Chesterfield forget,
While Roman spirit charms, and Attic wit?
Argyle, the state's whole thunder born to wield,
And shake alike the senate and the field ?
Or Wyndham, just to freedom and the throne
The master of our passions, and his own ?
Names, which I long have loved, nor loved in vain,
Rank'd with their friends, and number'd with their

train;
And if yet higher the proud list should end,
Still let me say, no follower, but a friend.

Yet think not, friendship only prompts my lays :
I follow virtue: where she shines, I praise ;
Points she to priests or elder, Winig or Tory,
Or round a quaker's beaver cast a glory.
I never (to my sorrow I declare)
Dined with the Man of Ross, or my Lord Mayor.
Some in their choice of friends (nay look not grave)
Have still a secret bias to a knave;
To find an honest man I beat about,
And love him, court him, praise him, in or out.
F. Then why so few commended ?

P. not so tierce ;
Find

you the virtue, and I'll find the verse. But random praise--the task can ne'er be done :

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Each mother asks it for her booby son;
Each widow asks it for the best of men,
For him she weeps, for him she weds again.
Praise cannot stoop, like satire, io the ground:
The number may be hang'd but not be crown'd.
Enough for half the greatest of these days,
To escape my censure, not expect my praise.
Are they not rich? what more can they pretend ?
Dare they to hope a poet for their friend?
What Richelieu wanted, Louis scarce could gain,
And what young Ammon wish'd but wish'd in vain.
No power the muse's friendship can command;
No power, when virtue claims it, can withstand :
To Cato, Virgil paid one honest line:
O let my country's friends illumine mine!
What are you thinking? F. 'Faith the thought's no

sin, I think

your friends are out, and would be in. P. If merely to come in, sir, they go out, The way they take is strangely round about.

F. They too may be corrupted, you'll allow.

P. I only call those knaves who are so now.
Is that too little ? Come then, I'll comply-
Spirit of Arnall! aid me while I lie:
Cobham's a coward, Polwarth is a slave,
And Lyttleton a dark, designing knave ;
St. John has ever been a wealthy fool-
But let me add, Sir Robert's mighty dull,
Has never made a friend in private life,
And was, besides, a tyrant to his wife.'
But

pray when others praise him, do I blame?
Call Verres, Wolsey, any odious name!
Why rail they then, if but a wreath of mine,

O all-accomplish'd St. John! deck thy shrine ?

What! shall each spur-gall’d hackney of the day, When Paxton gives him double pots and pay,

Or. each new-pension'd sycophant, pretend à To break my windows if I treat a friend,

Then wisely plead, to me they meant no hurt,
But 'twas my guest at whom they threw the dirt ?
Sure, if I spare the minister, no rules
Of honour bind me, not to maul his tools;
Sure, if they cannot cut, it may be said
His saws are toothless, and his hatchets lead.

It anger'd Turenne, once upon a day,
To see a footman kick'd that took his pay;
But when he heard the affront the fellow gave,
Knew one a man of honour, one a knave;
The prudent general turn'd it to a jest,
And begg'd he'd take the pains to kick the rest
Which not at present having time to do---
F. Hold, sir! for God's sake, where's the affront to

you?

Against your worship when had S---k writ?
Or P---ge pour'd forth the torrent of his wit?
Or grant the bard whose distich all commend
[In power a servant, out of power a friend)
To W-le guilty of some venial sin;
What's that to you who re’er was out nor in ?

The priest whose flattery bedropt the crown,
How hurt he you ? he only stain’d the gown.
And how did, pray, the florid youth offend,
Whose speech you took, and gave it to a friend?

P. 'Faith, it imports not much from whom it came,
Whoever borrow'd could not be to blame,
Since the whole house did afterwards the same,

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Let courtly wits to wits afford supply,
As hog to hog in huts of Westphaly;
If one, through nature's bounty or his lord's
Has what the frugal, dirty soil affords,
From him the next receives it, thick or thin,
As pure a mess almost as it came in ;
The blessed benefit, not there confined,
Drops to the third, who nuzzles close behind;
From tail to mouth, they feed and they carouse
The last full fairly gives it to the house.

F. This filthy simile, this beastly line
Quite turns my stomach-

P. So does flattery mine : And all your courtly civet-cats can vent, Perfume to you, to me its excrement. But hear me further-Japhet, 'tis agreed, Writ not, and Chartres scarce could write or read, In all the courts of Pindus guiltless quite : But pens can forge, my friend, that cannot write: And must no egy in Japhet's face be thrown, Because the deed he forged was not my own? Must never patriot then declaim at gin. Unlese good man! he has been fairly in? No zealous pastor blame a failing spouse, Without a staring reason on his brows? And each blasphemer quite escape the rod, Because the insult's not on man, but God ?

Ask you what provocation I have had.? The strong antipathy of good to bad. When truth and virte an affront endures, The affront is mine, my friend, and should be yours: Mine, as a foe profess'd to false pretence, Who think a coxcomb's honour like his sense ;

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