YES, thank my stars! as early as I knew This town, I had the sense to hate it too; Yet here, (as ev'n in Hell,) there must be still One giant vice, so excellently ill, That all beside one pities, not abhors; (As who knows Sappho, smiles at other whores. > I grant that Poetry 's a crying sin; It brought (no doubt) th' excise and army in: Catch'd like the plague, or love, the Lord knows how, Who live like S[u]tt[o]n, or who die like Out-cant old Esdras, or out-drink his heir, 40 Ev'n those I pardon, for whose sinful sake Schoolmen new tenements in hell must make; Of whose strange crimes no canonist can tell In what commandment's large contents they dwell. One, one man only breeds my just of fence, Whom crimes gave wealth, and wealth gave impudence: Time, that at last matures a clap to pox, Whose gentle progress makes a calf an ox, For you he walks the streets thro' rain or dust, For not in chariots Peter puts his trust; strand; And when rank widows purchase luscious nights, Or when a Duke to Jansen punts at White's, Nor the vain itch t' admire or be admired: I hoped for no commission from His Grace; I bought no benefice, I begg'd no place; Had no new verses nor new suit to show, Yet went to Court!- the Devil would have it so. But as the fool that in reforming days So was I punish'd, as if full as proud As vain, as idle, and as false as they Who live at Court, for going once that way! 20 Scarce was I enter'd, when, behold! there The Doctor's wormwood style, the hash of tongues A Pedant makes, the storm of Gonson's lungs, The whole artill'ry of the terms of War, And (all those plagues in one) the bawling Bar: These I could bear; but not a rogue so civil Whose tongue will compliment you to the Devil: A tongue that can cheat widows, cancel scores, Make Scots speak treason, cozen subtlest whores, With royal favourites in flatt'ry vie, He spies me out; I whisper, 'Gracions What sin of mine could merit such a rod, That all the shot of dulness now must be From this thy blunderbuss discharged on me!' |